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High-powered golf influencer Paige Spiranac is offering a helping hand to football widowers whose wives and girlfriends have fallen in love with Cincinnati Bengals heartthrob Joe Burrow.
Spiranac, 29, took to Twitter (natch!) to perform what she’s calling a “wellness check” on the army of men who are suddenly lovelorn.
She posted a video with the caption: “Here are the warning signs that Joe Burrow has stolen your girl.”
Spiranac said: “Men, are you doing OK? This is a wellness check. I just want to make sure that everything is alright since Joe Burrow has stolen your girls. And you’re probably like, ‘Paige, my girl would never.’
“Here are some warning signs you should probably look out for: You ask her favourite number. She says, ‘9.’ She’s weirdly wearing a lot of orange and black and it’s not Halloween. She goes, ‘Hey babe, I think you’d look good with some blonde highlights, maybe some blonde hair.’
“She’s weirdly buying you a lot of turtlenecks and sunglasses. She asks you what time is the Bengals game. She never liked football before. What is going on?
“She wants to visit Ohio. It seems like a beautiful place to visit. You mention something casually about Joe Burrow, and she goes, ‘Well, he is a Sagittarius.’
“And, the final nail in the coffin: Her Google search history looks like this,” Spiranac said before showing a series of Google searches including, ‘Who is Joe Burrow’s girlfriend?’ and ‘Is Joe Burrow single?’”
She added: “So the question isn’t, who dey? It is, how are you going to get your girl back?”
Unfortunately, for the army of fangirls who’ve fallen for the quarterback, he’s been dating gal pal Olivia Holzmacher since 2017. The young field general has also gained traction with fashionistas for his off-field ensembles.
As for the ubiquitous Spiranac — golf’s most popular influencer and host of the Playing A Round podcast — she launched a new subscription-based content website called OnlyPaige.
The Bengals are in Kansas City this Sunday to do battle against the Chiefs in the AFC Championship game. The team trounced the Buffalo Bills last Sunday to move on in the NFL playoffs.